Brain laserrrr!
April 9, 2019
Welcome to the blog of Dr. Steve everyone! What a fabulous Monday is all I have to say. I think I lasered 20 brains today. Including my own. A LOT of people have asked me lately what the heck it is that I’m doing. I tell them, I’m utilizing laser therapy. But it’s ok. Harvard University just did a sweet study on what I do. It’s totally safe man. And without looking up a single bit of research or asking any questions, it’s totally ok now for me to laser their brain just because Harvard was the name brand I threw at them. Just like what your doctor’s advise you and you take their word for it. Same thing really. I mean, did your Doctor graduate from Harvard? I didn’t think so. How Ironic could it be that a Chiropractor and local Stuart boy practices the exact research they just dropped. Thank you Harvard. Cheers. And I just happen to be not the first, but the only one in Florida to play this game. Less than a couple handfuls in the country is what I’m aware of, but my nerd Tribe is growing. It’s that new. My practice is cutting edge and backed by some serious science. I’d like to welcome you to the inside of my practice lately!
Why do I love laser therapy? Because the photon is how God powers ALL life on this planet! You can fire neurons WHILE stabilizing the neuronal environment. No other modality in the world can do this. I play with many lasers in my office and I will continue to grow with more as more are approaching the market soon. Technology is just coming to that next level. Here’s a fun fact. The most researched topic in the medical field in the ENTIRE world, is? Laser. Yep. Scary right? You probably thought the C word. But that’s just the way an American is trained to think. On my belt, I play with 5 types of lasers in my office from Class II, Class III, Class IV, Bluelight, and Infrared. That pretty much covers the laser market. Every case varies on what is needed and has it’s reasons for many of the selections. Some patients are skeptical. Some patients say bring it on. It depends how twisted your mind is in this East vs. West philosphy if you know what I’m saying.
Brain laser. I always hold my pinky finger up to my mouth like Dr. Evil when I talk about it. The kids love it. It’s a red flash light that I’m going to aim into your brain where the disrupted nucleus is that I’ve picked up from your neurological exam. Well, I don’t say that to the kids exactly. I just tell them this gadget was given to me from Batman. Only Batman has the coolest gadgets. Everyone of the kids then nods their head with me, and says yesss. Boom. We’re on board. I mean, I’m a superman kind of guy myself, but Batman has way cooler gadgets. Typically the kids that I’m using this laser on their brain for is ADD, ADHD, and autism. My exam can make a kids brain sway and pupils shake and bake better than Ricky Bobby. Eyeball goes… tick tock, tick tock. I call it like windshield wipers. The proper name is, “Nystagmus.” Now that word will scare the jeepers out of you if you look it up on Dr. Google. At this point, you’re already in enough fight or flight, so when you’re coming into my office, lets just not use the big words. They’re kind of life threatening to be honest. So between you and I, lets just call it wind shield wipers. In the Autism spectrum, I do some very impressive work. I believe with the functional medicine, neuro-chiropractic care, laser on the brain, I can get those pupils to stop jumping, get that brain to stop dancing, and get that vertigo and dizziness to disappear. That is real talk. You do not have to deal with that stuff. I do this work all day long and it is my specialty.
Cosmetics with wrinkle release and Acne have been the latest and most fascinating stuff I’ve been doing. 17 years old, full blown acne. Not hormonal either. 6 treatments of laser on the face mixed with my detox program to clean the gut out and you have some brand new, beautiful skin. The pictures are that remarkable. So, I’m opening another new chapter of my life and going to take on life coaching. I’m going after all the local schools. I’ll be speaking to guidance counselors and deans discussing how exceptional our programs are for kids with weight issues, acne, ADD, ADHD, autism, depression, and anxiety. You know. The things that most young people struggle with in todays world. This is why relationships are tough these days. It begins from these factors. A lot of kids are dealing with one of those topics above, mostly because the parents don’t understand what a child’s diet incorporates to have healthy brain growth. So you get kids that never grow up. They’re just not growing into young mature adults anymore. Cheers to Dr. Steve for having dealt with this enough in his life. I have 3 of those categories. Weight, Acne, and ADD. That is called Leaky Gut.
This brain laser is the real deal. Ask the people that get it done. Let me tell you how focused you can get and how clear you can listen to people. My favorite though, is how great you can sleep. I’m getting this nickname of Dr. Zzzzzzzzz’s over from the Salt Room Tribe lately because I’ve become a sleep doctor apparently. I don’t know, it didn’t exactly come with a manual for that. But I’m totally down with this Dr. Zzzzz’s thing. Now real talk. Don’t you find it so weird that a Chiropractor practices like this? You know you’ve never heard of this type of stuff before. It’s just another alternative approach, but with some heavy research behind it. If you’re a nerd like me, check out the study that Harvard just dropped with the laser on the brain. For the real beefy research, go on Dr. Google: Photobiomodulation. For the simple people, check out this animated video on how I use my Class IV laser. https://youtu.be/dB9MI .
Knowing the sick kid I was, I’ve studied as hard as I have because I wanted to figure out a better way to help sick children. Laser blew me away in school when I had a diabetic kid and I took his ulcer away on the bottom of his foot in 3 treatments. I knew there was something to lasers. SeaWorld uses them on their whales tongues to zap off fungus. Horse trainers have been using laser for over 30 years for the prevention and the true fix to bursitis. Most vets use this across town because it has been taught in school for quite some time. It heals animals, so hey, maybe it just might heal your brain. We all know from every one of us that we’re all not 100% in the brain. That’s why anything with a pulse can use laser. Check out my neurology Tribe with Shedlight lasers on Facebook and follow the cool stuff that we do. The testimonials can speak for themselves. This is that insane in the membrane. Brain laser. Welcome to the most cutting edge technology in the World! God Bless Tribe!
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